Local Politician Discovers Empathy, Immediately Loses Re-Election Bid
Sources close to the campaign confirm the candidate's sudden ability to feel things was 'deeply concerning' to donors.
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Study Confirms: 9 Out of 10 Press Releases Are Complete Fiction
The remaining 10% were found to be technically true in the same way that saying 'I tried' is technically true.
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Man Who Has Never Read a Bill Explains Why It's Good, Actually
The congressman, who admitted he 'skimmed the title,' says he feels 'very confident' in his position.
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Strongman Assures Citizens That New Surveillance Law Is 'Totally For Their Own Good'
The leader, who has never been wrong about anything, urged residents to stop asking questions.
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From a long list, the long list of the worst things the "leader" has done in a long time....
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Kremlin Releases Statement Clarifying That Everything Is Fine and You Should Stop Asking
The 47-page document, titled 'Nothing to See Here,' was distributed to all state media outlets simultaneously.
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